Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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