If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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