Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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