I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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