and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She is in my trunk
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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