we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm at about main and main street
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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