All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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