Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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