Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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