Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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