why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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