People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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