I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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