He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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