Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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