We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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