There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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