I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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