A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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