The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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