problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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