forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The power of my boobs compel you
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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