You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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