Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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