That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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