yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
NoShamevember. You game?
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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