i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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