I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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