he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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