Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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