Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Randomize
