Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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