Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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