You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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