got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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