what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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