I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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