How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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