Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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