Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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