I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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