can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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