we have officially lost it.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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