Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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