he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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