That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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