the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
