Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.