Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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