It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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