so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Couch. On fire.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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