what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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